14 Signs You're Mario Kart Obsession Has Reached Its Peak

1. When one of your friends says they have N64 and you ask to play Mario Kart.

And you’re all "HELL YES THAT GAME IS MY SHIT!"

2. The amazingly satisfying feeling of knowing exactly who to be.

You’re always Yoshi. ALWAYS. 

3. The feeling of anticipation you get when the race is about to start.

IT’S ON, BITCHES.

4. When you are just on a roll and NO ONE is going to be getting in your way today.

BYE FELICIA. 

5. Your hatred for bananas is way too real and you need to take it out on the controller.

HATE HATE HATE. 

6. When you were in first but then fell into the water…and everything in life basically sucks.

7. But then you get a red shell, it hits the player in front of you, and ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD AGAIN.

8. You know all the cheats and go for them every time.

But it’s never NOT stressful. 

9. The moment you get "STAR"

YASSSS.

10. When you get first and you make everyone watch the ceremony because, duh, you got first.

11. When this cheat is coming up and you have the mushroom power boost and all you can think is what did I do in my life to deserve this beautiful gift?

PRAISE THE GODS ABOVE.

12. Or those times you get lightning and you're in 2nd place and about to screw so many people over with this bridge coming up.

YOU ARE AN EVIL PERSON AND YOU EMBRACE IT. 

13. Sometimes you're in 8th and you just know you're going to lose…but then you get the blue shell and even though you'll lose, so will the person in 1st.

14. Finally, this pie chart right here that speaks to your soul.

WHY, GREEN SHELL? WHY???