2. "This is my 'sup bruh' face."
He’ll probably stop making fun of you, when you stop taking selfies. Just sayin’.
5. When their son told them a murderer escaped from the prison nearby…
"What?? A murder?!? Where???"
6. "You said you wanted cold, hard cash, right??"
The classic "okay, it was a little funny, but still…mostly stupid" face.
7. The only acceptable kind of torture.
You will get along, and you will hate it.
8. After leaving for college, Rusty moved into Scott's old room.
This is just beyond words.
11. You've been replaced…by a much cuter someone special.
And he takes better pictures than you.
14. Now let's eat this thing already!
Nothin’ more appetizing than a "sperm" cake.