1. Bruce Willis
This is more shocking than the ending of The Sixth Sense.
2. Vin Diesel
Not sure I like this one…I think he should continue to shave, fast and furiously.
This one kind of works! I like it!
4. Jason Statham
Same with this…I think Jason could rock a floppy mane.
5. Larry David
NOPE. Absolutely no enthusiasm for this, curbed or otherwise.
6. Dwayne Johnson
Honestly, this man looks goofy no matter how you spin it.
7. Tyrese Gibson
Not the worst of the group…but not the best, either.
8. Patrick Stewart
He could be Ian McKellen’s twin with this do!
9. LL Cool J
If he wants to retain the "cool" in his name, he should not rock this look.
10. Samuel L. Jackson
Further proving this man can do no wrong. Absolutely killing it.
11. John Malkovich
He looks like a character from Law & Order: SVU…and NOT one of the detectives.
12. Stanley Tucci
YASSSS Stanley! He would rock this so hard.
13. Dave Chapelle
This one was SO jarring. We barely recognize him!
14. Dr. Phil
Never noticed before how much Dr. Phil resembles Ron Burgundy…
15. Michael Jordan
This one is kind of adorable. Doesn’t say "best basketball player in the world, outrageously accomplished athlete" as much as it says "I want to give you a big hug."