19 Texts That Make You A Sarcastic Asshole

So very sorry

It's not funny anymore!

Dion?

Sorry not Kristen

Tarzan want Jane

Slightly Creepy

Flash 'em

This is who?

Just for you, boo!

Pure genius

I am not a woman

But…I want to party

Ouch

What Was That?!

So..how's the new place?

This is awesome

So suspicious

The grab

The hairy chest