Who's up for grilling?
No one. No one is up for grilling because they’re all burn victims by now.
Never played on a teeter-totter as a kid?
Now is probably not the time to try the concept out for the first time.
Although this one… almost brilliant.
(But still mostly outrageously dumb).
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
Did she never see Zoolander!?