9 of the Most Evil Text Messages Ever Sent April 29, 2015 1. The ol' babysitter switcheroo. 2. This one found a formidable opponent. 3. Breathalyzer comes for free! 4. Tick tock, tick tock, price is getting lower… 5. Best cleaning service, you say? 6. A bad case of the TGIFlu. 7. Just trying to send a message. 8. Life lessons come in all shapes and sizes. 9. This seems like a top notch designer to me, for sure.