Next time you go on a date, this little chart can help you. Where he places his hand can tell you a lot. What you do after that may hurt him.
When you first meet, everything is wonderful. Cut to months down the road, and that’s when it’s all hanging out. Literally.
Guess it’s true?
If she wants to let her cat watch, ask her if your friend can watch, too. If she says yes, now it’s up to you. At least your friend can hold the cat.
Some people just won’t date ugly people. However, most ugly people don’t know they’re ugly enough to be undatable. There in lies the conundrum.
Sometimes you have to drive a long way to get dumped. At least she did it in person though, right. Screw that, you would rather save the gas, wouldn’t you?
What we dream about when we are dating can be entirely different. If men dreamed of gifts and women dreamed of sex, they would be dreaming the same thing.
Sometimes dating can really feel like you’re being screwed until you feel like you don’t exist. Hopefully you have an eraser on you to forget the whole thing.
He may think it’s the best date in the world. You may be dying for it to be over. Delusion is bliss.
It used to be in bad taste to break up over the phone. Now it’s acceptable to break up over social media. Have we lowered our standards, or have we all become anti-social?
Some guys are so cheap. On the other hand, some girls are so expensive. Neither one is a keeper.