Skip to content
You should sleep with Burt Reynolds instead.
Love is impossible, guys.
I don’t trust this guy at all.
I think this person just wants a naked maid.
Avoid at all costs!
That is very bad advice.
This is just weird looking.
That actually sounds kind of fun.
Wait, who is the guy in this picture? Is there a guy? I’m so confused.
Pretty girls aren’t like Pokemon; you can’t collect them.
“Don’t bore me with your nonstop yammering.” – That guy.
THIS IS ILLEGAL!
Well, you definitely shouldn’t pet other men.
Oh, beauty standards.
This is especially true for cat ladies.
Ouch! A delicate flower, eh?
Hopefully not too warm.
Especially not in the ears.
Unless he is Santa Claus.
All of this looks wrong.