Satan Eats Poo! (Fun Islamic Fact #19)



According to Muhammad, Satan eats bones and animal dung, so you can feed Satan by leaving dung and bones lying around!

Here’s the full text of the video:

Welcome to “Fun Islamic Facts,” where I share fun facts about Muhammad and the Qur’an whenever jihadis go on a killing spree.

Many people lay awake at night wondering, “What does Satan eat?” Fortunately for them, the Prophet of Islam has the answer.

According to Surah 18, verse 50 of the Qur’an, Satan is a jinn, a class of supernatural beings created from fire and distinct from angels. And Muhammad told his followers exactly what jinn eat.

Sahih al-Bukhari, Number 3860:

“Narrated Abu Hurairah, that once he was in the company of the Prophet carrying a water pot for his ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was following him carrying it (i.e., the pot), the Prophet said, ‘Who is this?’ He said, ‘I am Abu Hurairah.’ The Prophet said, ‘Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung.’ Abu Hurairah went on narrating: So, I brought some stones, carrying them in the corner of my robe till I put them by his side and went away. When he finished, I walked with him and asked, ‘What about the bone and the animal dung?’ He said, ‘They are of the food of jinn. The delegate of jinn of (the city of) Nasibin came to me—and how nice those jinn were—and asked me for the remains of the human food. I invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal dung but find food on them.'”

Jami at-Tirmidhi, Number 18:

“Abdullah bin Mas’ud narrated that Allah’s Messenger said: ‘Do not perform Istinja (i.e., cleaning yourself after going to the bathroom) with dung nor with bones. For indeed it is provisions for your brothers among the Jinn.'”

Hence, jinn eat dung and whatever’s left on bones. Muhammad ordered his followers not to wipe themselves with animal dung or bones, so that friendly jinn would have plenty of food. More timeless wisdom from the only prophet in history who was maniacally obsessed with human waste and bodily functions.

Of course, by leaving dung and bones for the jinn, Muhammad and his followers were also providing food for Satan. So, if you want to feed Satan, just follow the teachings of Muhammad.

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42 thoughts on “Satan Eats Poo! (Fun Islamic Fact #19)

  1. Malaya Kristian February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Kalau Muhammd itu nabi kepada Jin,
    Allah Islam itu Tuhan kepada Jin,
    Syaitan itu sejenis Jin,
    maka, Muhammad, Allah Islam, Syaitan, Jin
    adalah ajaran penipuan paling besar.

  2. apollon jason February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    who the FUCK ARE SCREW SATAN LET WONT DIE MOST HORRIBLY MOST BLOODIEST MOST EVIL TOGETHER WITH HIS WIFE AND HIS CHILDREN TO BURN ALIVE KILL CRUSH ALL SATAN's ENEMY WITHOUT FUCKING MERCY LET DAMNATION DESTRUCTION THEIR FUCKED lifes .

  3. Shadowkiru February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Satan eat blood too

  4. vita buds February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    if according to islam, satan eat poop, then muslims can starve satan to death by stop pooping.

  5. tiobenno February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Thanks for exposing this highly comical pseudo religious book!

  6. Mukul Soni February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    the greatest humiliation of Satan's…. they would surely die if they comes to know what is written about them

  7. YMJ YMJ February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Then Can you tell us the fact? What is there food?

  8. Kris K Hinson February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    It appears Muhamnad knew much more about Satan tgan God. I wonder why.

  9. Kris K Hinson February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Muhammad also provides/d Satan with human carcases and blood to drink. The beheadings are carried out in a prescribeb manner – halal meat.

  10. Globalization in Question February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    mo being the antichrist just wants to be kind to his fellow beings

  11. A. A. Gordokrilaya February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Islam – the only religion where the Satan is the object of sympathy. Seriously, I'm so sorry about him that he eats poo…

  12. Young Hobo February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    the food of jinn or the food of bacteria?

  13. JESUS CHRIST is LORD! February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Wow David, I can't seem to understand all these tails from Islam, but yet and still, the people blindly follow this religion! It's highly demonic, please believe me!

  14. Christ Peace February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Rocks hurts though like why not leaves!!???

  15. Clpacker 1183 February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Dogs eat poop! Cats eat barf! I love with cats & a dog who buried a car terd in my jacket.

  16. papa Tutti February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Those must me some shitty rocks.

  17. CREP TUBE///TONNE February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    I just found a fucking satanic star in the water relection in my FUCKING TOILET

  18. Chele February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Wipe your bum with stones, hahaha

  19. Enrico Scacchia February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Erik Schmunzeler = rich "smiler" (German)

  20. Rick James February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    'O ye who believe. Do not clean yourselves with dung'

  21. Man g February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    keep up d gud work! expecting more!

  22. James M February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    I think Mohammed was telling absurd stories to see just how gullible his followers were, so as to find out what would be too much for them to swallow. Islam would make sense if regarded as a gigantic practical joke.

  23. Hade Alwan February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    العاب حرب بنات

  24. Child of Prophecy February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Whats wrong with these people in here

  25. King Justice-Supreme February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    whaaattt??? seriously Muslims please read the hadith's and it will show what kind of person Muhammed is.. it's a joke.

  26. Swiss Lion February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Lucifer create Islam only for fun

  27. King Ghetsis February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    "Whenever an Islamic terror attack happens."
    3 months later
    Fun Islamic facts 108: the world is flat according to Muhammad.

  28. Familia De Dios February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    that music though!!

  29. William Kovaly February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Mohammed also are poop then used the Korean to wipe himself clean

  30. Anna Kcmb February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    lol!! and they read this stuff? 😂

  31. Edge of Chaos February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    He wiped with rocks?!? Ouch! Pass the Charmin!

  32. Selah Sevenfold February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    We <3 you david

  33. Krishanu Chatterjee February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Muhammed (cursed be upon him) was nobody but demon possessed

  34. Andrew Barton February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Serious question though, why would it have been considered necessary to specifically warn people not to wipe their arses with dung? Were there people actually doing this?
    And why is the reasoning for it "Don't do it because that's what the devil likes to eat"? It's like saying "Don't club yourself repeatedly in the testicles with spiked balls, because God has a preference for spiked ball pies". There are more compelling reasons not to than that.

  35. Satan lucifer February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    and Christian still I inspired this religion

  36. Secular Sista February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Islam is the religion of Satan.

  37. Secular Sista February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Why would you clean yourself with dung?!

  38. Strings of Peace February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Thanks for this , i was just about to wipe my bum with a bone covered in animal dung , phew , glad i saw this : )

  39. Septimus Severus February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    I wonder if David is reaching the point where the rate of terror attacks is eclipsing that of producing the "Fun Islamic Facts" series…

  40. Not Amused February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Does this mean that before Mohammed people actually used to try and clean their bums after doing a number 2 with yet more number 2??? Does it mean they used bones to clean their bums?? Their bums would have been ripped to shreds!!! The stench would have been unberable!! Why would ANYONE need to to be told not to do such stupid, dirty , disgusting things??? Surely anyone with any sense would KNOW not to do it??? Islam is madness!!!

  41. Badle 1711 February 13, 2018 at 3:56 am

    I really hope that Mohammed didn't have to tell his people not to clean themselves with poop…

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