Everything About These 22 Photos Is Absolute Perfection


1. A pasta wheel that unlocks my heart…err…stomach. 2. A java-filled dream. 3. This just feels right. 4. Book lovers rejoice! 5. These are too pretty to hit the open road. 6. No one at…

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These Puppies And Their Bellies Are The Absolute Best. No Question.


1. How can you resist such a roly-poly baby? You can’t. 2. Must. Poke. Belly. 3. We accept bellies of all shapes and sizes here. 4. Took me a minute to realize that this pup…

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23 Of The Absolute Best Quotes From History


1. "Friendship is born at that moment when one man say to another: "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself…" -C.S. Lewis 2. "Not all those who wander are lost" -J.R.R Tolkien…

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19 Absolute Boner Kills Due To Massive Boners


1. What a great day at the beach! 2. Some people just really like basketball, ok. 3. Hmm, not sure if I wanna be in this guy's class. 4. How was that lunch Jay-Z. 5….

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This New Goat Photo Spam App Is Either The Best App Ever Or The Absolute Worst


Let us introduce to you the world's most batshit ridiculous new app Goat Attack. Goat attack is…pretty much what it sounds like. You pay money and the app barrages the phone number of some unsuspecting…

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This Old Man And His Pet Tortoise Are The Absolute Cutest Of Duos


Several Tokyo residents have recently reported sightings of the most adorable duo: an elderly man and his pet tortoise. African spurred tortoise (or sulcata), to be exact. And judging by its size, the pair have…

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Pink's Response to A Bunch Of People Body Shaming Her Is An Absolute Inspiration


This is the dress Pink wore to the benefit. Not only is the dress beautiful, but she looks great as well. A lot of people responded to the photo on Twitter negatively and criticized her…

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When Caught In The Act, This Guilty Pup’s Reaction Is The Absolute BEST


“Mom, I, um, I have to tell you something.” “Funny story, really…” “Heh, you’ll never believe it, but…” “Ummm. Ugh, here it goes.” “I MIGHT have been on the couch earlier. There! I said it!”

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These 17 Animals Are So Surprised That They’re In Absolute AWE


1. “You mean, you WILL share your cheese with me?” 2. “Is that…roasted chicken flavored kibble?! That’s my faaavorite flaaavorrrr.” 3. “WOW…the front seat is WAY better than the back.” 4. “Dude.” “Dude.” “Dude, I…

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