The Best of Patrice O’Neal on O&A | Chapter 1



A 30-hour comprehensive collection of bits, segments, and highlights from Patrice O’Neal’s appearances on Opie & Anthony. Spans from his debut on the show at WNEW to highlights from his last appearance on the show in 2011.

Chapter 2 (upcoming) – More miscellaneous / assorted

Chapter 3 (upcoming) – 2008 through 2009, chronological order

Chapter 4 (upcoming) – 2010 through 2011, chronological order

** Chapters 2-4 subject to change depending on how the audio fits into compilation form. Trying to make each video shorter than or around 8 hours.

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TIMESTAMPS
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00:00:00 | Patrice’s First Visit

00:14:04 | Ant vs. Patrice – Oprahs Ghetto Speak

00:52:58 | Ant vs. Patrice – Ant’s pussy racism

01:09:05 | Audio Porn with Patrice Oneal

01:50:30 | Chris Rock Bashes Patrice

02:31:15 | Daydreaming with Patrice & Anthony

02:43:35 | Patrice on Erock’s hair

02:46:45 | Fat bitch talk with Patrice

03:05:42 | N*gga vs. Nazi Cab Contest

03:24:50 | Patrice on white people fearing blacks

03:34:18 | Gay Marriage debate with Opie, Jim, Patrice

03:54:33 | Opie wishes diabetes on Patrice

03:54:45 | Patrice and his sex toys (2005)

04:09:25| Patrice Falls Asleep In Studio

04:15:00 | Patrice gets disgusted when O&A can’t guess rap song titles

04:34:15 | Patrice is Boycotting White Holidays

04:54:44 | Patrice in Love With Indian American Idol Guy

05:00:39 | Patrice on Imus Nonsense

05:10:30 | Patrice on video games

05:36:38 | Patrice O’Neal – Golf Is Not A Sport

06:17:29 | Patrice O’Neal’s threesome issues

06:53:02 | Patrice tells a bunny ranch girl she could have been retarded

06:59:02 | Patrice thanks the threesome gods

07:15:29 | Patrice Tries To Help Gallagher’s Career

07:43:30 | Ant’s showers with his father ft. Patrice, Vos, and Bob Kelly

07:50:37 | Patrice – Sneaking out with a fatty

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** Clip titles and length / elapsed time are on the video screen for these compilations

** Once we get into the audio sorted chronologically, timestamps will also include the dates/weeks each clip aired

Enjoy!

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40 thoughts on “The Best of Patrice O’Neal on O&A | Chapter 1

  1. TEFFT PATTERN February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Timestamps added. This one is assorted with no specific order to it, Chapter 2 might be mostly the same. Chapter 3 and 4 will be chronologically sorted from 2008-9 and 2010-11 respectively, all coming up this weekend / in the following week

  2. Chippy Walnuts February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Good Ol’ Patrice “Seven Toes” McGuillicuddy

  3. Crystal Logik February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    "I just want something different"

    [votes for Obama]

    lol, because a corporatist scumbag becomes different somehow with black skin…

  4. ciscornBIG February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    We don't deserve you

  5. Blazed and Confused February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    This particular pattern really gives you headaches after a while.

  6. Blazed and Confused February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Cheers!

  7. jacobcook7 February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Thank you for the upload. Can’t help but notice how Opie puts an emergency brake on the funny/entertainment when he talks.

  8. F Stanz February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    https://youtu.be/hUh2UX4TrdA?list=WL&t=8094 Brown nosing fucking worm Norton & Chris Rock doesn't even care.

  9. Hasan Kavakci February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    I don't think we needed the 6 minute "I have a dream/soundboard mash" bit or other Opie steamrolls tbh. Otherwise, god's work mate. (y)

  10. Nik Z February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Teftt you are Fucking amazing brother

  11. metalhanded February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Thanks,Tefft Dawg! it's my birfday! I need this today. 👍✌

  12. Rupert Pupkin February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    You're a good boy TEFFT.

  13. jlshel42 February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Would love a clock of how long Opie acts like a Fez while Patrice talks. Fez had issues, Opie was a lazy button pusher.

  14. Mari Onette February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    The porn audio is the least arousing thing I've heard in my life. My dick has flattened. It doesn't even want to hide inside of me. it wants to vanish.

  15. Cobb Loggan February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    You da man, Tefft!

  16. Pablo Cabral February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    This is platinum. Great job, sir.

  17. Choppy Beats February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Favorite Patrice line or something he said?

  18. Choppy Beats February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Awesome… God speed Teffty!!!!!!! RIP Black Phillip

  19. CaribPhin February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    I can't wait for the comments to be about Opie. Enjoy the video you fucks.

  20. LUIS M February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    I'd gladly trade 20 big titted opies for 1 patrice

  21. Teutonic Avenger February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    You're a generous man with these uploads. Thanks again.

  22. Joe C February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Tefft, you are a mensch among filth <3

  23. alexreadscomics February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    You're a legend Mr. Tefft!

    It's bittersweet listening to this, fuckin' miss Patrice

  24. Smokey McJoint February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    00:00 Patrice's First Visit
    14:07 Ant vs. Patrice On Oprah's Ghetto Speak
    53:09 Ant's Pussy Racism
    1:09:10 Audio Porn With Patrice O'Neal
    1:50:30 Chris Rock Bashes Patrice
    2:31:15 Daydreaming With Patrice and Anthony
    2:43:35 E-rocks hair
    2:46:43 Fat Bitch Talk With Patrice O'Neal
    3:05:39 Nigga Vs. Nazi Cab Contest
    3:24:48 O&A Discuss White Fear Of Blacks With Patrice
    3:34:18 Opie, Jimmy And Patrice Debate Gay Marriage
    3:54:21 Opie Wishes Diabetes on Patrice
    3:54:33 Patrice And His Sex Toys
    4:09:24 Patrice Falls Asleep In Studio
    4:15:00 Patrice Gets Disgusted When O&A Can't Guess Rap Song Titles
    4:34:16 Patrice Is Boycotting White Holidays
    4:54:43 Patrice Is In Love With Indian American Idol Guy
    5:00:37 Patrice On Imus Nonsense
    5:10:29 Patrice On Video Games
    5:36:37 Golf Is Not A Sport
    6:17:29 Patrice O'Neal's Threesome Issues
    6:53:01 Patrice Tells a Bunny Ranch Girl She Could Have Been Retarded
    6:59:02 Patrice Thanks The Threesome Gods
    7:15:28 Patrice Tries To Help Gallagher's Career
    7:43:30 Patrice, Vos and Bobby Kelly Discuss Ant's Father Giving Shower Lessons
    7:50:36 Patrice Sneaking Out With A Fatty

  25. Tuff Crowd February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Pause, upvote, favorite, play

  26. Danny Ferry February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    What's everyone's favorite Patrice quote? Mine is when he called Troy "retarded like the Godfather horns."

    Comment your favorite!
    GON NAW, DO IT!

  27. Chris Corpuz February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Patrice is the most naturally funny guest ever on the O & A show bar none. He by far has the most classic shows and moments. Plus the Black Phillip show is revolutionary and Patrice’s view on women is prophetic and genius. One of the most underestimated stand ups ever and one of the greatest minds to ever exist. RIP Patrice The GOAT

  28. ロゼ February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Tefft has the greatest ups, someone could learn from him…

  29. Jason Stewart February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    "It's a Mercshedecshes"

  30. Lyzz Lyzzy February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Fuuuuuuuck, crime scene sex 🤢🤢🤢 Trying not to puke!

  31. GreenGearMood February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Patrice was a genius about everything about race, where he then became temporarily clinically retarded.

  32. OhaiO February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Listen to Opie's fucking forced laughing in the beginning minutes when he's trashing Vos. Ho-lee-shit.

  33. John Goldsworthy February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Oh boy 🙂

  34. 19deadman77 February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    My all time favorite Patrice line on O and A – "read this palm, you gyspy bitch".

  35. czarmangis February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    (Hip-Thrust)

  36. The Juggernaut February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    9:07 Opie tries to stop the funny.

  37. Serkan Alicanoglu February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    A gentle giant gone far too soon. Greatest O&A segments all involve Patrice. Long live the king.

  38. GreenGearMood February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    BELLY RUB FOR THE TEFFT DAWG

    OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF

  39. Zodiac February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    RIP Patrice. We really need him today.

  40. The League of Taste & Class Corp. February 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

    I've heard this all before but Patrice never gets old. RIP to a comedy genius

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