These Pets Are More Productive Than Humans

1.) “I’m going to need you to come in on Sunday to finish these TPS reports. Umm, kay?”

2.) “Only a chump pays to have their oil changed.”

3.) “These dishes won’t wash themselves!”

4.) “This dog food ain’t gonna sell itself.”

5.) “Do we need to go over proper packing etiquette again?”

6.) “I’ll put myself to sleep, no thanks to you.”

7.) “I’m here for moral support.”

8.) “You forgot the fabric softener. I’ll give it the right smell.”

9.) “I swear I saw the other shoe under here…”


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