This Pet Store Is Carrying The Pets You’ve Really Been Looking For

Perfect if your place is too small for a guard dog or a zombie crew to do your bidding.

If you’re feeling homesick, try this disapproving amphibian.

Your protein powder can double as bedding for this guy.

This rodent, on the other hand, will do less working out and more yelling about Dorito-flavored aioli.

It’ll help you feel cooler, but it won’t help you get dates. Can be transported in a fedora as a juvenile.

It’s really easy to take care of this one. We mean really easy.

Look, what did you expect for $24.99? Do you know how much mutating chemicals cost?

These little guys need a lot of space for exercise, but you really don’t want them getting stir crazy.

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