Going Home for the Holidays is Great, But Hearing These 10 Lines? Not So Much!

1.) “Sorry I’m late!”

2.) “OMG! Let’s get together!!!11!!1”

3.) “I JUST missed you!”

4.) Phone rings for several minutes with no answer…

5.) “Wait, you weren’t invited? Oh, no!!“

6.) “I’m just so stressed…”

7.) “Hey, how are you doi-… …is that Carol? LET’S GO SAY HI!”

8.) “Man, I have a lot of parties to go to this weekend.”

9.) “Can we hang out Friday? And Saturday? And Sunday?”

10.) “…Aren’t you going to my family’s party?”


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