Modern Day Movie-Goers Could Use This Vintage Advice. Being Rude Isn’t New.

I can’t tell you how many umbrella’s I’ve left in the movie theater! Actually, I can. Like 2 or 3.

It’s good to know that my delicate sensibilities won’t be offended by any lewd rot at a moving picture show.

Oh, I’ll tell the management!

I don’t care about the intermission, there’s a lady trapped in that watch!

Reddit would love this.

Slightly strange instructions with even stranger depictions of hands clapping. I’m vaguely horrified.

That’s right, call out those big hat-wearing ladies. They know what they do is wrong.

That guy in the back is just being a jerk.

This is just a creepy picture, but I can’t stop looking at it.

Okay, so now we’re at the beach? You’re confusing me, movie theater instructions.

Why did they use a picture that looks like it’s out of a horror film. “Goodnight, don’t let the murderer get you.”

Honestly, if the movie theater is using a cow to entice people to buy advertising space, they might need a new ad-team themselves.

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