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I can’t tell you how many umbrella’s I’ve left in the movie theater! Actually, I can. Like 2 or 3.
It’s good to know that my delicate sensibilities won’t be offended by any lewd rot at a moving picture show.
Oh, I’ll tell the management!
I don’t care about the intermission, there’s a lady trapped in that watch!
Reddit would love this.
Slightly strange instructions with even stranger depictions of hands clapping. I’m vaguely horrified.
That’s right, call out those big hat-wearing ladies. They know what they do is wrong.
That guy in the back is just being a jerk.
This is just a creepy picture, but I can’t stop looking at it.
Okay, so now we’re at the beach? You’re confusing me, movie theater instructions.
Why did they use a picture that looks like it’s out of a horror film. “Goodnight, don’t let the murderer get you.”
Honestly, if the movie theater is using a cow to entice people to buy advertising space, they might need a new ad-team themselves.