The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Used To Be A Pretty Creepy Spectacle.

This is a toy soldier with an a-bomb shaped tumor coming out of his head. Hooray, Thanksgiving!

“Mmm…delicious parade goers and gravy!” says the giant creepy clown.

This is like that scene in Ghostbusters when all the ghosts escape.

Here, a mob of brave New Yorkers tether down one of the extraterrestrials from Alien.

Hey, it’s Scary-Backwards-Man! We love Scary-Backwards-Man!

The creepiest part about this is that Halloween was over by the time this was taken. Get out of here, Jack!

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a man, or giant pickle in a white suit?

I don’t even want to know what this clown has publicly done to make him feel so ashamed.

I don’t want even wanna touch this.

Is that supposed to be James Lipton?

You thought NYPD were bad now…

My parents were children when this happened. This probably explains why they don’t like visiting me in NYC.

Why did cartoon characters look like cave-monsters before Mickey Mouse came around?


We seriously gotta stop with the clowns, guys.


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