Imagine this scary scenario: You’ve spent so much time on dating apps swiping left and right, super-liking and exchanging witty banter that by the time you go to meet your future Tinder husband, you’ve lost all feeling in the pads of your fingers and your hands are so weak they can barely hold up your wine glass. It won’t matter if you have a blowout and those Levi’s jeans that make your ass look great, he’ll take one look at your fatigued mitts and know what you’ve been up to.
Luckily, finally, there’s a solution to this very millennial problem: The Swipe Right Hand Massage, a 30-minute massage-and-exfoliation treatment being offered at Bliss Spas in NYC and Hoboken. "With the onslaught of dating apps, the additional ‘swiping right’ can take its toll," explains Bliss massage therapist Laura Ann Conroy. "Overuse can lead to injury that may result in pain or discomfort in the hand, wrist or arm." At $80, the service isn’t cheap, but sometimes you have to do what it takes to stay in the game. Or you could always just move to Denver-we hear the ratio of single men to women is high, and the air is a lot cleaner.