These Pets Thought Their Parents Would Be Out For <em>At Least</em> Another Hour

1.) This is tame, as far as shenanigans go.

2.) Hey, if you gotta nap, you gotta nap.

3.) “What? It’s not my fault she was thirsty!”

4.) “What, you thought I woke up like this?”

5.) “Actually I’m kinda glad you’re here. I dropped my iPhone in the toilet again.”

6.) “MOM. Some privacy, please? JEEZ.”

7.) “Listen, it was just too fluffy to resist.”

8.) “It wasn’t me! I hardly even touched your plant!”

9.) “It’s not what it looks like…”

10.) “Well, I WAS gonna have Kristen over,”

11.) “I was only gonna have ONE bite of ice cream cake! I swear!”

12.) “Yeah, uh, just one bite for me, too.”

13.) “THE CAKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE.”

14.) I mean, I guess I don’t have to call the exterminator anymore?

15.) “I was just trying to mix up my wardrobe a little.”

16.) Put the $20 back in the purse, Bruce.

17.) “It’s, uh, just a phase…I promise.”

18.) “I was trying to untangle it but it just kept getting worse and worse!”

19.) “Yes, she’s gone. Tutu time!”

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