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Shitexpress.com is revolutionizing how people are told they are disliked – just pay the fee and provide directions, and your worst enemies will have poop placed on their doorstep.
Now you might be thinking, “They can’t use real poop, right?” Wrong. This website uses genuine animal poop. Because they care.
You can even pick out which animal’s fecal matter you would like to send to people you despise. You want some pig poop sent to your unsuspecting enemies? You got it!
Don’t worry, you won’t get your hands dirty in the process. Shitexpress.com ensures the anonymity of its customers through the use of crypto-currencies.
This is the perfect holiday gift for the multitudes of people you can’t stand!